The weirdest place in Essex…

Want to know why we spent £5000 placing posters of a woman with a Carrot up her nose all over Essex?

…because we LOVE to make life a lot more weirder and funnier…watch the video to find out more!

Get booked into the weirdest, funniest and most brilliant Crazy Golf, Restaurant & Bar around!

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THE CADDIES EXPERIENCE

  • Arrival

    Arrive and check-in at reception – our team will get you all setup for your Caddies experience!

  • Grab a Cocktail

    Head to the Bar and grab one of our quirky Cocktails (our Pina Colada and Frozen Marleys are highlights)!

  • The Ducks

    Start your Crazy Golf journey with a visit to our famous Ducks, be sure to grab a selfie (be careful the ducks bite).

  • Loop de Loop

    We’re feeling dizzy! Putt your way through our mind-boggling giant loop…it’s not as easy as it looks!

  • Singing Chickens

    They’re the Caddies legends, putt into the Chicken Shed Theatre where our Chickens will be busting out a medley of Tom Jones classics (they LOVE Tom Jones).

  • Buffalo & Marlin

    Ever seen a Buffalo & Marlin have an argument? Well you will on Hole 5!

  • The Farting Fish

    Woah! Was that you? Nope, it probably wasn’t – it was more than likely our Farting Fish…press the button and hold your nose!

  • Grand Fireplace

    You’ve never seen a Fireplace like this! Our Fireplace is the Craziest Crazy Golf Obstacle EVER! You’ll either be insulted, or you will have the entire venue raving at your victory…either way prepare to be embarrassed!

  • The Banquet

    Get the full Caddies experience by dining in our restaurant after Crazy Golf. Serving up delicious BBQ Food including Smoked Wings, Stacked Burgers and a variety of Vegan Food – it also has many vantage points onto the Crazy Golf meaning hours of fun watching people experience the weirdness of Caddies!

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